• High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

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zaboravljeni:

if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
1. why

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nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

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adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg



This rivalry’s heating up.

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

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This rivalry’s heating up.

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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cakejam:

When u trying to explain to Jesus why u deleted your Bible app for iOS 8 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

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