massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

(via kingkneegrow)

sweetslowsex:

He’s holding is little hands like, “umm kind sir I’m back… i… is it ok if I get some more nuts? If not that’s ok I’m just hungry” 

(via imma-soft-ass-snitch)

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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(via kingkneegrow)

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

THIS VINE IS ICONIC

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

  • october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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(via i-ran-over-oprah)

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

(via sloth-tits)

(via slavery)

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

(via anus)

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

(via gnarly)

witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

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"But I am bi"

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(via zackisontumblr)

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

(via palendromicdragonrider)